Quote Unquote

Here are just some funny sayings I found lying around on the Internet, I thought they were worth sharing:)
-You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
-If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
-I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
-The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken. (Take that science teachers of the World!)
-So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. -Scott Adams (that's not the only thing you can do in a corner, right Crab?)
-Great minds run in great circles.
-The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
-Like most wildly ambitious people, I am driven almost exclusively by fear of failure. -Scott Turow
-Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
-I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison
-Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
-Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
-Don't judge a book by its movie.
-As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Thanks for reading!
Shine on you crazy diamond!

Pick-up lines

OK, so i recently discovered this self proclaimed "Wee lad" named Bribry. He's Irish :)
He is a youtuber and has a series called "Things to do Before You Die" which is indeed very entertaining! Go check him out! And so sometimes Bribry puts random links to cheesy pick-up lines on his videos which I find quather (hybrid of the words quite and rather) hilarious!
This was precisely what inspired this blog entry,so I thought I would share them with all of you people (who ever you are...). They are quite original!
ATTENTION THESE PICK-UP LINES ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR USE ON AN ACTUAL GIRL.
1- Are you wearing space pants? 'Cuz your bum is out of this world!
2- Do you have plaster? 'Cuz I just scraped myself falling for you.
3-You're so lovely I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
4-Do you have any raisins? -No -How about a date?
5- If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!
6- (This one's for George. You know who you are!) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7- Do I know you? 'Cuz you look alot like my next girlfriend!
8- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
9- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
10- I'm drunk
And sadly, that last one has been proven to be the most effective.
Gudday,
Anozer post on ze way soon!

Let me introduce myself

Sorry about that earlier post... I was just keeping the tradition of awkward first posts. Although mine wasn't very subtle. Some of you might be asking yourselves why I made this blog, well the answer is peer pressure. Well not really, you see the story is that my current history teacher made a blog and some of my friends decided to create one as well, since my History teacher is one heck of a trend-setter! Its a chain reaction, really. And now, here I am staring blankly at my computer screen typing away while I in fact should be studying for two exams that I have tomorrow. Anyways, I guess this is where I'm supposed to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Leda. I've been around for a good 15 years now. I love sunny days and cannolis. I love sleeping but hate going to bed. I HATE tomatoes. People say I'm huggable. I enjoy learning random facts. I love buying stationary (back to school shopping is HEAVEN! and literally the most wonderful time of the year). I cant roll my R's. I adore pringles and lindt chocolate. I'm short, there, I said it. The people who know me were probably waiting for that :P. I love my hometown, sometimes when i walk around MTL I just get the song: "This City" by Patrick Stump and Lupe Fiasco in my head. I get A LOT of songs stuck in my head, sometimes I dont even realize it but I'm constantly humming or singing a song (aloud or in my head). I am fascinated by quotes, sometimes I just search them for fun. I recently discovered that I have an infatuation with Irish people especially a very talented musical duo named Harry & Alfie. LOVE THEM! (Alfie has exceptionnaly organized hair!) I love secret messages and/or passageways. I laugh a lot. I say I'm bored very frequently and mostly for just no reason. I think whoever invented computers deserves a kiss. I genuinely like the word magic, Its cool to say and an easy answer to stupid questions too! I have difficulty expressing myself when I am overcome with laughter (which is most of the time). I'm in love with chocolate milk. My room is blue. I can't concentrate on the conversation if the TV is on. I cant wait on line for more than 10 minutes. I'm scared of going into deep water without goggles. I'm horrible at immitating accents.
And In conclusion (since this post is incerdibly long) I hate studying, but i really have to right now since i have exams tomorrow (BOOOO!).
Thank you for reading all of this non sense! You are amazingly lovely!

Awkward First Post

... Hi... um, ya... this is awkward....