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Here are just some funny sayings I found lying around on the Internet, I thought they were worth sharing:)
-You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
-If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
-I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
-The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken. (Take that science teachers of the World!)
-So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. -Scott Adams (that's not the only thing you can do in a corner, right Crab?)
-Great minds run in great circles.
-The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
-Like most wildly ambitious people, I am driven almost exclusively by fear of failure. -Scott Turow
-Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
-I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison
-Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
-Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
-Don't judge a book by its movie.
-As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Thanks for reading!
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