Pick-up lines

OK, so i recently discovered this self proclaimed "Wee lad" named Bribry. He's Irish :)
He is a youtuber and has a series called "Things to do Before You Die" which is indeed very entertaining! Go check him out! And so sometimes Bribry puts random links to cheesy pick-up lines on his videos which I find quather (hybrid of the words quite and rather) hilarious!
This was precisely what inspired this blog entry,so I thought I would share them with all of you people (who ever you are...). They are quite original!
ATTENTION THESE PICK-UP LINES ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR USE ON AN ACTUAL GIRL.
1- Are you wearing space pants? 'Cuz your bum is out of this world!
2- Do you have plaster? 'Cuz I just scraped myself falling for you.
3-You're so lovely I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
4-Do you have any raisins? -No -How about a date?
5- If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!
6- (This one's for George. You know who you are!) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7- Do I know you? 'Cuz you look alot like my next girlfriend!
8- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
9- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
10- I'm drunk
And sadly, that last one has been proven to be the most effective.
Gudday,
Anozer post on ze way soon!